ponedjeljak, 9. prosinca 2013.

Grad Theft Auto: Singleplayer VS Online

It's been months already since GTA V was released (time flies by) and we've all had the chance to try in both in singleplayer and it's troubled online counterpart. Now I won't got into the troubles that GTAO had at it's very start, or the ones it still has, as that's not my intention.

But there is something I'm trying to analyze: Should Rockstar Games focus on making GTA games more for the singleplayer crowd, or should they switch the focus to the online?



ponedjeljak, 4. studenoga 2013.

petak, 1. studenoga 2013.

Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP2 - Ears on Review

OK, I just found that long awaited album and I'm listening to it right now. You know it, it's Eminem's The Marshall Matther's LP2.

Since I'm listening it for the first time, let me write down the notes as I listen to the songs..


srijeda, 30. listopada 2013.

Eminem feat. Kendrick Lamar - Love Game

Here it is everyone.. Eminem and Kendrick's new song.

I must say, on first listen I'm very happy with this song. THIS IS OLD EMINEM, THIS IS SLIM SHADY.

To be honest I expected it originally to be some hip-hop ''for the fans'' type of song. But it ended up being a funky love song, similar to ''Drips'' that Eminem made years ago with Obie.... anyway.. enjoy.

Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag - First Impressions

Ahoy there mates.. here com1es the great pirate Edward... um.. kind of a bad name for an evil pirate.. but hell.

utorak, 29. listopada 2013.

Eminem feat. Rihanna - Monster

So... here it is. Long awaited Marshall Mathers LP 2 is soon coming out, and for now we have a few songs, including the most recent release Monster.. featuring Rihanna.



utorak, 15. listopada 2013.

Beyod Two Soulg: Spoiled Review

OK, OK.. I was kind of kidding with that GTA review earlier. I was obviously saying all the shit that little fan boys who are never satisfied with anything would say. Today, I wanna do a review of another very popular game: Beyond Two Souls.

nedjelja, 6. listopada 2013.

Grand Theft Auto V - Spoiled Review

OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

LIKE WTF???

WHAT KIND OF A JOKE IS THIS???

OK, so let's get started on reviewing this ''game'' that everyone seems to be talking about. It has like ONLY ONE CITY in it. I can't believe this.. come on Cockstar, there were THREE CITIES in San Andreas, TEN YEARS AGO and you only give us one in 2013?

And then there's a whole bunch of crappy desert and mountains and all that. And there are some kind of animals there, and they kill me when I walk. And you can't even fly the big jets... and police is so crappy. They kill me as soon as I LOOK at them.

But what are Grand Theft Auto games supposed to be about? Stealing cars.. right? So yea, like in any GTA I go and steal a car so I can pick up a prostitute to bang her and then kill her to get my money back. But as soon as I take any car in this game I face this crappy driving. It's so arcady like it just came out from the 80's. GIVE US REAL DRIVING COCKSTAR. I want something as real as Forza and Gran Turismo combined, but easy enough for me to drive and win any race. Is that so hard to make??

Don't even get me started on the graphics.. it's so 2012. You can see edges all over the screen. I can see exactly how many polygons a car has, that's how bad it is. This is not 2009 cockstar, you need to do better to impress us spoiled eggs. Give us 10K textures, full HD resolution with 200X AA and

This game also has the worst soundtrack ever. It's full of some pop songs from unknown artists, I don't want to hear that. I want to hear the latest and bestest bandwagon dubstep-mixed-with-electro-techo-house-crap type of music. Not some old classics that my granpa used to listen to while he was playing GTA Vice City on his Atari 2600. I want a soundtrack full of Nicky Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne. Yeah, that's what I call gangsta baby. Not some unknown hoodlooms from LA, or some washed up old ''gangsta'' rappers. Lil Twist is a real gangsta.

I'm so sick of this game, and after playing it for like two whole minutes I simply can't take it any more. Fuck you Cockstar, fuck you game. I give it a 0/10.